The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023
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“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
“Those grey sweatpants really show off that hammer head.”
by FeloniusMunk April 19, 2025
Get the Hammer Head mug.When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.
Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.
by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018
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Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
Martin: C'mon man, you don't fuck her feet, damn!
by Dvlsadvk8 July 2, 2021
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God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.
God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.
by godimperator January 12, 2018
Get the Razer - The Hammer mug.She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)
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