Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 18, 2022
Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 09, 2024
Ethan is a type of guy that will steal your girl and is very modest but makes up for it being strong
by MADASSASSIN21 August 18, 2016
Ethan Pelt is THICC
by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019
by Saladfruit April 14, 2018
He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart
by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019