The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020
Get the Virginia Davidmug. by Elliot Powell June 6, 2017
Get the David wagnermug. 
David Lu loves to eat and drink sweets. He has lost one Blazer, one Viola and broken one Viola. David is chubby and loves to sleep. He loves Cherry, Annable, Alice and Annie.
David Lu loses everything
by Bredson Lie July 26, 2023
Get the David Lumug. 
The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
Get the The David Lindbergmug. by Xekzie August 21, 2019
Get the David effectmug.