The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
by LuckilyDuckily May 15, 2020
When you feed your pet puppy dog a meat feast pizza and when said dog inevitably dies you act sorry but don’t accept you killed it despite you feeding it a pizza twice it’s weight
by Grant Hansen June 07, 2018
He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.
by A Tale of Two Cities July 28, 2019
by Michael Jackson 32 August 21, 2018
The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
A person whom is an absolute retard, who thinks he's cool and he isn't.
by SlayerPlayZz July 10, 2018
a viewpoint in which one advocates for neutral classical liberal principles in the face of illiberal forces despite the zealous willingness of illiberal forces to turn the tools of classical liberalism against itself in the pursuit of power. A believer in David Frenchism assumes that under a free speech doctrine, all views will be afforded space in the public square in the marketplace of ideas, and holds this view even when presented with overwhelming evidence that allied forces are being effectively squeezed out by illiberal forces. David Frenchism typically involves improperly assessing the facts on the ground, underestimated the strength and determination of a political opponent, and making naive, Constitution-based legal arguments that are tantamount to "powerlessness by design" that cedes the field to a political enemy.
See: Over a barrel
See also: Neville Chamberlain
eschewing using power of the state to
political opposition uses the tools of classical liberlism against itself to empower
See: Over a barrel
See also: Neville Chamberlain
eschewing using power of the state to
political opposition uses the tools of classical liberlism against itself to empower
"Well Bob, I know it sucks that we're chained against the wall in this gulag when we were free only a few days ago... But hey, at least we held onto our beliefs in classical liberalism and David Frenchism"
by Natural Isonomy June 13, 2021