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Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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chip snatcher

A fucking ass who takes ur food without permission and should have penalties put against them for thievery of food
That little ass muncher is such a chip snatcher.
by Foodisbaelove1538 April 22, 2016
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Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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Chip

Chip; the most handsome Australian Labradoodle living in The Netherlands.

On instagram also known as chippendoodle.
What the Chip.

Chip on the shoulder.

If it aint Chip, it aint much.
by Personal Human November 24, 2021
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Nacho chips

Chips that have a nacho cheese flavor. Some jokes have been said about this food.
"What flavor of chips always keep people away from you? Nacho chips!" In meaning of; Not your chips.
by Mage Starez October 28, 2009
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Eatting sandwiches and chips

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips
by 3I3ah February 8, 2021
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Chip

Chip is a person who tries too hard to impress someone, yet miserably fails.
Stop talking like that! You're such a Chip.

Here she comes with that voice again. What a Chip.
by Curtis Jones' brother November 27, 2023
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