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Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
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i hate canada. they dont have caprisun
by carolsnova June 28, 2022
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What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo
Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA
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A country where the bears run wild and the people are nice. Canada has big city and is all wilderness .All they do is play hockey and listen to Drake while drinking whiskey and beers. They love watching the one Basketball team in Canada too
Guy 1- Where are we going?
Guy 2-We are going to Canada

Guy 1-Where’s that?
Guy 2-It’s in Montana

Guy 1- Ok that makes sense
by the_comrade_memepage March 22, 2019
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Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases
OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...
by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010
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