barm cake

See Balm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser

by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day

So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."

by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010

vag cake

the act of being useless and distasteful in life, thus resulting in the formation of an unfrosted vag cake.

O, so vag cakes again....

by oneandonlykp November 8, 2010

Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.

1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"

by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010

meaty cakes

male or female titties

When that fat man ran his meaty cakes jiggled.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Snake Cake

Another word for anal sex.

I like to have snake cake for dessert! ^~^

by Cxntastrophe March 11, 2015

whoople cake

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.

I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!

by DigiSim December 12, 2008