Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024

by Flaminmonkey July 8, 2016

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
by Big duck monster November 21, 2021

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021

A subtle flex that tends to acquire clout naturally without chasing it. An ATL Wings x Travis Scott connoisseur who casually cops Supreme and works out alone at night. One that gains satisfaction from beer pong victories.
Jon: Hey who should I bring as a plus one to Jenna's rager.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
by yamalover21 May 8, 2019

by duckiechip167 October 5, 2022
