You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Baking

Synonym for the UK slang term 'bait'.
Baking is used to describe something of a dangerous

Used to describe when a situation is particularly troublesome for an individual / collective taking part in typically illegal activities.

"Feds about tonight, bare baking"
"I just lost my Bag, so baking"
"Lost my half z, Bakin' af"

by Ice Wollacum March 15, 2024

Baked as a biscuit

Extremely high

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.

by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024

Baked Henny

When you fuck a subway sandwich

I just got a Baked Henny

by heyyabsa March 23, 2024

Baking

Baking is a term used to describe the action of one or more teammates "trolling" their team or group.

He's baking, he's baking!

by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024

Easy bake oven

Quicker then the Dutch oven fart in you hand and cover her nose while she’s sleeping

I didn’t have time to Dutch oven her so I use easy bake oven method instead

by Yosiph July 10, 2021

Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.

Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.

by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021