august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 5th

Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!

Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.

by W1lzproappreciationist August 4, 2022

August 15

August 15 is the National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day

“Is today August 15? I think I’m forgetting something”

“Duh, today is National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day”

by getthehint August 15, 2023

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

august 22

national kiss noah day

i’m thinking about kissing the closest noah every august 22

by juice 2 August 22, 2021

August 8

National send a pussy pic day

August 8 send pussy pic day

by Swriter August 7, 2024

Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.

I fucking failed toilet eruption august!

by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023