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white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up
1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point
by That white gurl May 19, 2022
mugGet the white girl drivingmug.

sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive
"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."
by subpixel April 25, 2009
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Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.
"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."
by thekittykat October 13, 2011
mugGet the Tissue disc drivemug.

omega drive

Crappy-ass band out of Mountgomery County, Maryland. The lead singer can't even sing in the correct pitch!
Omega Drive is an abnormally crappy band.
by Fangy July 29, 2008
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Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player
I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer
by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020
mugGet the Drive staymug.

Jawad's driving lessons

Brown to Brown action involving a car and 2 Brown guys.
Yo! I fucked the shit out a dude in a car dude!
Damn dude! That's crazy bro! Thank god you had a fun time with Jawad's driving lessons!
by Tacobell_Lords October 31, 2022
mugGet the Jawad's driving lessonsmug.

Driving Female

Driving under the influence of high estrogen, perfume, anorexia, and nagging.
Luke: Woah! I almost hit that broad! Where the fuck is she going?!
John: No wonder she’s swerving, she’s Driving Female.
Luke: Thank god Im Driving Drunk then!
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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