Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

Chinese sticks

A rather bad misunderstanding of what chopsticks are.

Jade: Holds up chopsticks
Jade: "Look hun, Chinese sticks!"

by envyie May 19, 2024

Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.

Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.

by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015

Chinese Toe Hold

A sadistic game perpetrated on a young son by his drunken father. The object is to get the toe-holdee to to say things like you are my master, you are The King and I am your servant. All of these are done under duress since the toe holder is causing extreme pain. Fortunately, after many chances, the lesson was learned. The ultimate victory is when the stubborn teacher of the game will not relent and gets a broken big toe!

Oh no here comes dad, drunk again! I bet he doesn't play the Chinese toe hold game again! Beat that Peckerwood at his own game I did!

by spidergrafx October 2, 2023

Chinesed

Regardless of how good you are at anything, there will always be a 5 year old Chinese kid who can do it better

George: I just beat me previous record and ran a mile in 6 minutes!
Lee cho Chen: My 3 year old cousin ran it in 2 minutes, and he also speaks 14 languages and is a world class pianist.
George: damn I been chinesed

Emma: My eleven year old daughter with ADHD just passed her first math test!
Some asian lady: Wow that's great! My 8 year old son is a PHD candidate at harvard and created another proof for the pythagorean theorem. But that is nothing compared to his cousin who created a world class AI and he is still breastfeeding.
Emma: smh cant go a day without getting chinesed

by The Perceived Flame March 13, 2023

Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022