club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 October 29, 2010
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Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.
"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."
by jambonsec April 21, 2015
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Red Card

A union membership card typically associated with radical socialist, anarchist, and other left-wing labor organizations, particularly with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW).
Bands of police boarded the train, searched the passengers, and if they found red cards in their wallets, arrested them.
by firesofindustry October 28, 2020
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Red Card

The act of giving someone a red card is usually to call out autistic behavior and to generate sexual tension
*Carson just grabbed Jerry's genetalia

Hey Carson, red card!
by Sniph me April 12, 2019
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Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for the past 20 days
"Yo wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating for the past 20 days
by Looink November 03, 2020
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the card off

I lost my banking statements all finances unexpectedly included.
It's the card off I lost credit expenses now I have to consolidate. I'm a cancelled client
by bebosmittyy September 24, 2010
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