perfect boyfriend

kiwi

kiwi is the most perfect boyfriend ever no doubt about it

by kiwi's blakeyboo October 26, 2019

yo boyfriend

A sarcastic remark describing somebody who is not your type.

Girl: Ew its that weird guy again.

Girl's brother: That's yo boyfriend over there!

by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022

satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

National Send Your boyfriend a titty pic day

August 8th is national send a titty pic to your boyfriend day

You must send a titty pic to your boyfriend on August 8th

Man 1: Hey bro it’s August 8th, did your girlfriend send you a titty pic today?

Man 2: of course she did! It’s national send your boyfriend a titty pic day!

by TheEpicMongoose August 8, 2025

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

Club Boyfriend

A guy you always end up making out with on nights out. You don’t talk much outside the club, but every weekend, he’s basically your temporary boyfriend.

“It’s not serious, he’s just my club boyfriend.”

by kanetic April 27, 2025

Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018