Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

your mom

a girl who you love very much and can't live without. please add my snap.. mya_hovind also just she is a good hairy person. :/ your mom.

your mean "your mom" ohh wow okay poo you.

by hehe keki March 14, 2022

Your mom

A expression that every 12 year old has said once in their life

Kid 1 guess who's ugly
Kid 2 your mom

Kids all around ohhhhohhhhoohh

by Hiyajonny March 10, 2019

Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.

Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021