Twat Mongor

Verb:

1) The act of being the biggest twat ever

2) the act of finding and "owning" all the twats in the premicise

Adj:

1) a person who is worse then a twat.

2) A real Dick

verb Jimmy: dude im such a twat mongor

Adj Billy: dude your such a twat mongor

by professional twat mongor February 17, 2010

twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.

He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.

by tsnmikush September 23, 2017

Twat Ruffle

A girls proverbial ego or feelings as it were. Can also be used as slang.

Don't get your Twat Ruffle in a twist, I didn't mean to imply you were ignorant. Other terms related: Don't get your panties in a wad or Don't get your Panties in a twist... God that girl is such a Twat Ruffle she really gets on my nerves....

by tallen79 September 29, 2012

twat rag

term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.

She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!

by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009

Twat Yachtsman

One who goes twat yachting on a regular basis.

Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.

"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"

by O-Dip February 20, 2010

Puritan twat

A person who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible. On the misguided belief that these things are wrong for them and that they must Cease from doing them for the good of their health

A person in government who stops any kind of enjoyment or entertainment for as many people as possible - Boris Johnson he’s a puritan twat look he’s closed the pubs the shops the cinemas and also we can’t go to the park

by Big Mac 64 June 18, 2020