Twat Pack

A collective of public transport using, suited, wheeled bag dragging imbeciles often found clogging up public transport networks just when you need to get to work.
Had to fucking slog my way through another massive twat pack getting here sugar flaps, hope your pleased with yourself.
by Ninjaprints October 27, 2011
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Twat Yachtsman

Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.
by Trigga Bone December 29, 2015
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Track Twat

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
by O-Dip February 21, 2010
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Twat Waffle

When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
by ClubFitnessThoughts2Night January 25, 2016
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Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse April 18, 2011
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Twat Lot

by longlasting December 11, 2008
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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 04, 2011
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