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im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."
by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024
mugGet the im gonna touch youmug.

Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.
Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
Lick my woomy, do it.”
by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018
mugGet the Touch my woomymug.

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"
by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024
mugGet the Don't touch me you freakmug.

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness
Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched
by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011
mugGet the Sparkle Touchedmug.

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

The last touch

The last touch would be today's version of saying 'having the last laugh. ' I first heard this word about a year ago from a friend but since then everyone is saying it. I thought I'd add a Definition cause some people might wonder where it really came from. Here in Edmonton, the sub culture is a big thing. And to a wide variety of people what was once the last laugh is now the last touch.
Hey, wanna get the last touch on those guys who jumped you in the park last week?
by B❤️ January 13, 2020
mugGet the The last touchmug.

Phantom Touch

A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.

The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.
by rogyman March 6, 2025
mugGet the Phantom Touchmug.

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