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John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.
Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the titleJohn with a g’
by Iris<3 April 28, 2022
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John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
by Caspin April 26, 2016
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John Calvin

John Calvin was a French writer, theologian and reformer in Geneva during the Protestant Reformation.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564

Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche

John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"

Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.

All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.

The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
I heard John Calvin wrote a book called Institutes of the Christian Religion.
by NotCalvinLin September 6, 2019
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John Dudesmen

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.
by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023
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jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit
OMG, he is so Jack/John
by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018
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John Ringer

Similar to a Bellwether, a John Ringer refers to a leading indicator of some sort of change, similar to "canary in a coal mine". Unknown origin, has been used as a common phrase in corporate conference call settings at least going back to the late 90's.
As you can see here on this chart, the strong sales numbers act as a great John Ringer indicating healthy growth.
by hackysackman February 18, 2021
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John Peterson

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013
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