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johnson dweller

by DomoKDomination March 7, 2025
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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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neil johnson

A fellow of impeccable talent , skill, and class. If If you call someone by this name, you are referring to their outstanding impact they make in whatever they are doing. Often interchangeable with the word "elite" when referring to physique or athletic ability.
Have you seen the level of talent this guy brings to our team? Call him Neil Johnson and give the boy a contract.
by Randall Rogers November 24, 2021
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Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.
Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."
by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016
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magnus johnson

Very Very Asian.
Magnus Johnson cant see when he smiles
by Userr12344 June 14, 2022
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Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee
by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 21, 2020
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