When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016
Get the Band-Aid Fissionmug. 
When you power wash 100,000 lemons you end up with lemon aid, but beware it’s $145 per hour so I hope you have DEEP Pockets.
by Deepration July 27, 2021
Get the Lemon aidmug. a unwanted black person witch is a theif i mean they all are that loves bannanas waternmelon and fucking kool aid fucking cotton pickers
by hreru8h May 24, 2024
Get the big black cool aid loving niggamug. by Tezerzer May 6, 2021
Get the Spaghetti aidsmug. by Brand0008 November 13, 2013
Get the kool-aid andreamug. When you fuck a man or a trans-woman in the ass and reach around, it's like you went all the way through. When your about to finish you must yell "OH YEAAAH" as you bust into his cheeks.
Ain't nothing worse than going on a date with some dame and ya take her to the coat check to find shes hiding a ten pin up her dress. It's at that point, you might as well have some fun, take them home and do The Kool Aid Man!
by Lucky Pierre 2022 February 16, 2023
Get the The Kool Aid Manmug.