by USEASDIRECTED May 25, 2010
Get the team weirdo squaredmug. Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.
by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019
Get the Seal Team Sexmug. To pretend to have fun at a boring event where everybody else seems to be having a blast
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
(Also useful during orgies when you can't orgasm but but want your partners to feel good about themselves)
I was sober at the reception and missing my girlfriend. Needless to say, I faked one for the team.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
Maybe I should consider a monogamous relationship. I keep having to fake one for the team at all those Furry parties.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
Get the Fake One For The Teammug. when two people are hanging out and music is playing, they get the urge to sing. but you both cant sing at the same time, so one person starts, then"hands it off" to the next person, then, after time, the 2nd person hands it off back to the first.
by Sandman7832 April 9, 2010
Get the Tag team singingmug. by Haroldayy November 7, 2020
Get the Team Fortress 2mug. by Kkkvubsf October 25, 2019
Get the Twin tag teammug. At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick
by slats_ November 18, 2016
Get the seal team dickmug.