Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.

Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?

by Sprazzo December 15, 2024

Touch-hole

A ginger from Viola, Iowa. The Plug. The Dutch touchhole. Or Dutch hole. Drew downs.

Who is that touch-hole from out of town? Oh thats just Drew the Dutch thouch-hole Holland.

by cosmosnative November 26, 2021

Turkey Touch

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble

Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble

by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025

Touch

To touch (someone or something) is to grope it in a sexual manner

"help! She touched me!"

by Gretelismycat May 4, 2025