Flagler House

Paradise. Hands down the greatest dormitory on the EBS campus. Centrally located, with supportive dorm parents, it is a home away from home. Long live Gare-Bear, Minecraft, and First Floor Formal Study Hall.

I could live in Halstead, but I'd rather live in Flagler House.

by Flagler Dorm Parent January 3, 2012

sphinkter house

the ass. the area containing the sphinkter; the buttox. usually used when describing a woman's butt

look at the sphinkter house on her!

she has a huge sphinkter house!

I would have dated her but I did not like her sphinkter house.

by the big man. January 1, 2012

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

House burrower

A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.

Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police

by Endsurg June 22, 2011

Bleak House

Bleak House is a theorized subgenre of house music characterized by a repetitive four-on-the-floor beat, a tempo of 120 bpm, and a merging of positive, uplifting sonics with a perverse existential angst that addresses Weltschmerz by leaning into Schopenhauerian pessimism.

* Reference made to Charles Dickens’ 1853 novel, Bleak House
* Term coined by Projekt Records’ Sam Rosenthal on June 13, 2023, in reference to VEiiLA

On their third album, after their recording studio burned down and all their gear was lost, they really went for that Bleak House sound.

by Sam_R. June 14, 2023

house queer

Queer folk who suck up or sell themselves out to conservatives for benefit or to look good in the eye of right wing politics. "Gay not Queer"/"LBG without the T" types.

All he ever goes on about is how he's "not queer" and wants "nothing to do with trans people" despite being gay himself. Dude is a massive house queer who disregards the entire history of LGBT culture

by Anon_Y._Mous March 6, 2023

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023