The TikTok effect

The art of ruining a perfectly good song by overusing it as a sound on tiktok.

A: “I used to really like this song, shame it was ruined by the tiktok effect.”

B: “I hate it when that happens.”

by kaydoquint September 09, 2021

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 09, 2020

windex effect

Optical illusion when someone walks/runs into a clear, very clean glass (usu. sliding) door, thinking the door's open.

Person #1- (bumping head on glass door) "Ow!"
Person #2- Looks like the windex effect gotcha.

by JenParker April 09, 2010

Obama Effect

Where you think you remember something wrong, wrong.

Romell's a fucking idiot and thinks it's because of an Obama effect.

by naechange May 17, 2021

the bab effect

when your affection for someone else overspills and you end up posting an incomplete yet meaningful text in a word game chat box

Person 1: bab

Person 1: should we watch The Office now?

Person 2: bab

Person 2: yes

<the bab effect>

by probablysike October 05, 2021

Mangum effect

When someone does something so dumb it leaves you baffled and confused

he askes me how that truck is bigger than the other one. Because it’s physically bigger duh. That’s the mangum effect!

by Nosrac902 December 08, 2021

Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?

Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.

by 99RedBalloonsNena November 06, 2009