California lamp shade

The act of of rolling your for skin over a flash light while being pegged by a woman.

Yo me and my girl did the California lamp shade last night.

by California lamp shade January 7, 2026

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026

California wealthy

When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living

My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy

by drewbbles January 15, 2026

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

by Zinopo February 6, 2025

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025