pong shot

Pong shot is a portmanteau between "long shot" (outside chance; low statistical likelihood of success) and tossing ping pong /table tennis balls into your opponents' drink cups. The likelihood of getting your ball into the cup and winning the game is inversely proportional to how many drinks you've already consumed. Additional applications are the likelihood of doing the technicolor yawn actually into a proper receptacle, once too much booze has hit your system.

"Think Jason and Bethany will win the game?"
"Not by a pong shot."
"Think Bethany will make it to the toilet in time?"
"I dunno, man, that's a pong shot, too."

by procrastina... November 12, 2020

dry shot

A dry shot is when you use your own blood to mix drugs in for IV

When you're out of water and already in your hiding spot you do a dry shot

by pancakehiatt June 11, 2016

Clearance Shot

When you are so turned on during masturbation that you blow your entire load in one sitting, effectively making it painful to masturbate the rest of the day. In other words, in one shot you've cleared your load

"Did you and Jessica do it?"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"

by Mr. John Chu July 26, 2016

Shot-faced

What happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.

Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!

by shot-faced July 12, 2011

Jello Shot

When a man ejaculates onto a girls stomach and the cum falls into her bellybutton. Then the guy sucks the cum out of her bellybutton

That jello shot I took off that cheerleader tasted like cum and bellybutton lint. Yes, I would do it again.

by Bighosswill May 28, 2018

Rim Shot

When splooging, you bank your semen off the rim of the anus, and into a 3rd members mouth.

Carry did not see the remnants of goo trickling down her face from the rim shot she partook in earlier.

by EXOTICmanDANCER September 7, 2016

Putting the Shot

An activity so delicate, that you must have Andy Bosquetto or Mikhail Medina do it for you. Once you get your PR, you will pay with the price of no eating ass for the rest of your days.

Putting the shot is worth not getting your ass eaten...Gabriellius.

by Gabi Bazikas June 15, 2018