Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

salty grill

grill, defined as an internet girlie who gets salty in cause of antifeminism stuff

When we said only two genders exist she became a very very truly salty grill

by Fighterduck July 13, 2017

salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody

Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut

by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty Slug

People who use saltyslug.com online community.

I went to SaltySlug.com and found a bunch of Salty Slugs int he community.

by chomper0 May 12, 2011