Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

Get Salty

To be ejaculated on or in as defined originally by Jay.

“You close bae” “Yeah bae I’m about to get salty all over you”.

by KingBuck1701D December 28, 2021

salty crew

A bunch of good cunts that send anything to do with the water

Holy fuck the salty crew a skux as

by Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 28, 2020

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 9, 2024

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017