Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 06, 2024
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stone rolling

the point in which you do not know whether you're just high or still rolling, or sometimes a combination of both.
by formulalloyd January 18, 2014
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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!
Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.
by sicha_beast August 11, 2022
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed
Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?
by 84philv84 February 08, 2025
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Cold Stone

When you get a rock-hard erection from a very cold temperature, usually around 20 to 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Very similar to morning wood.
“Dude, I can’t fuckin’ walk like this. I have cold stone right now.”
by Fuckedous March 15, 2018
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