nimble squad

When the squad you are rolling with becomes nimble, allowing for more flexibility for plans and movements. Typically a nimble squad has between 2-4 people.

"Jeff and Sally can't make it tonight"

"Well now we have a nimble squad"

"The best nights are always with a nimble squad"

by 2024buckyirving December 2, 2024

Mom Squad

When a child / children have lesbian Moms and Step Mom’s raising them! It’s a Mom Squad!

Oh, that’s my Mom Squad /or/ How many Mom’s do you have!?!? I have a Mom squad!

by MermaidMoms2 September 4, 2019

Geek Squad

Geek Squad is a thing at Best Buy where their geeks fix your stuff and crap but most likely they won't as they don't really know a thing as again their geeks.

Are you saying you still use Geek Squad? Why they craped on my Computer when I tried getting it fixed.

by Nintendofan90 September 16, 2017

hard man squad

A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.

Wow, check out those bellends from that hard man squad.

by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016

monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.

You are not part of monkey squad.

by stootic May 24, 2021

Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.

Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.

by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020

Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020