Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

porn shower

A quick shower done without getting your hair wet, whilst leaving the door open. Often done after exercise to clean skin without drying out your hair.

"I was so sweaty after my run that I decided to take a porn shower"

by Dillywhack242 August 31, 2017

Grinch Porn

While it might be stated, "the Grinch is always naked," implying that all Grinch-related media is Grinch porn, the truth is much bleaker. Grinch Porn is an actual thing, where a dude dressed as the Grinch bumps uglies with a chick in costume as a resident of Whoville.

"I feel the depravity of man weighing heavily upon my soul. I will embrace it and Google for Grinch Porn."

by 1BadMF July 28, 2018

Donut porn

A fat chick undressed eating a box of donuts for the pleasure of others

Guy 1: Did you watch that new upload on pornhub last night

Guy 2: that shit was some hardcore donut porn.

by Dan the car guy February 16, 2019

claims porn

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023

Belly Porn

when 2 fat people bounce their bellies off each other while having sexual intercourse.

Tyler and Annaleigh do belly porn together because they are fat fucks

by jonre x aleah August 6, 2023