National Rape Day

An unreal holiday some of "The Boys" so desperately seem to want. Used by losers to justify sexual harassment and rape.

Joe: Hey, it's National Rape Day, excited?
Jane: What the fuck, Joe?

by assfart9000 April 19, 2021

malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

by me is gut September 12, 2004

National girlfriend day

August 4th. A day to celebrate your female soulmate.

Happy national girlfriend day babe!

by Lonelyasf October 4, 2020

Brooklyn National Antem

Da Spring is sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wunna weah da boidies is.
Da boid is onna wing?
Dats obsoid!
From what I hear,
da wing is onna boid!

It was sucha nice day, he hadda sing Da Brooklyn National Antem!

by Czartastic! January 15, 2008

National Incest day

National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.

William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?

Ava: what is it Will?

William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?

Ava: *whimpers*

by Ceder Conley April 18, 2020

National caregiver day

April 12.

Go give your mommy/daddy a hug, they deserve it!

1: What day is it?
2: April 12
1:Oh, isn't that national caregiver day?
2: Yeah!

by Potatoesaresexy224 April 11, 2020

National Racism Day

December 29th is National Racism Day, All racism will be excused for one single day. Anyone is allowed to partake in it.

Friend 1: What is National Racism Day?

Friend 2: On December 29th we can say any racial slur without the consequences

by SubwayChickenCubano May 1, 2021