Matthew

A FUCKIN IDIOT!! So stupad!

Thinks he’s funny but rlly isn’t!!
Keeps asking if he should grow his hair out, and no one gives a fuck!!

Like just shut up
Shut up

“Yeo, do yk matthew” - female

“Unfortunately” - chica

“He’s a fuckin idiot” - female
“So stupad” - chica

“U right” - female

by A literal god April 10, 2019

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Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019

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matthew parrott

A white boy from deep in the woods that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him. He's usually the one who is the life of the party. But at the same times he knows when enough is enough

Bro did you see Matthew parrott at the party last night that shot got crazy

by The Tennessean April 19, 2019

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Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.

Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.

by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019

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Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019

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St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.

St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah

by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019

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