a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

Diamond Mask

ahhh yes the mask from roblox game Bee Swarm Simulator. It shows that you have no life and are truly addicted to seeing numbers going up at the speed of light just to make it all go to 0 by buying this. I wanted to get it but i dont think that would be good for my health BECAUSE WHY WOULD I GRIND FOR 54645342 HOURS TO GET THIS BEEP.

Person 1: YOOOO I GOT THE DIAMOND MASK IN BEE SWARM SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Go Touch Grass
Person 1: What is Grass?
Person 2:Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.

by mitrije13 February 4, 2023

Gladiator Mask

Make a pistol gesture on your hand and try to mask
Put it on your nose and make sure you have wide vision

Golazooooooo it’s Paulo Dybala!!!! Score amazing 35 yard free kick against Lazio! He did the Gladiator Mask in front of Lazio fans in the last minute of 90+4 in a 4-3, crazy comeback and, it’s incredible! Three points for Juventus. Undefeated.

by Dickdicok May 2, 2023

Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

Preston Marks

Preston Marks is the best person ever to exist in the history of ever he has also been in debt to Liran Dvorkin multiple times, He is amazing at fortnite, and has cdk in blox fruits, do not mess with him, of you will be deleted from existence

Liran Dvorkin: u in debt boi
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*

by Randomurbandude October 6, 2023

subcritical mask

The look on someone's face who is keeping their composure despite the fuckery they are enduring; the composed face of a person who hasn't quite been pissed off to the point that they blow up at someone

Fast food workers have to maintain their composure and don their best subcritical mask when dealing with the river of stupidity spewing from the mouths of Karens and Kevins daily

by AlienMindTrick2 November 14, 2023

Zebra mask

A mask usually implying you are a homosexuel single man.

David broke up with Brian, I guess that’s why he is wearing a zebra mask today.

by Malcolm Ed LeWIs Nigel March 4, 2024