Matthew

A real piece of shit, that one cracker-ass emo kid who loves Green Day and gets absolutely no pussy

I met this one guy at school who was an absolute joke, his name was Matthew

by stumpycrumpy December 12, 2021

matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

Matthew yazbek

Dominic Pino's boyfriend

"Bro I saw Matthew yazbek giving dom pino a handy during Lunch yesterday"

by mattyyazyaz April 4, 2022

Matthew

ugly, stupid, unfunny, boring. no one likes matthew

I HATE MATTHEW UGHHHDHDHDHBSWJC

by pluhmm November 16, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.

Matthew is a unique creature

Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated

by Lamboman18 February 12, 2022

Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023