by non-restcrited-modde May 17, 2021
Get the Connected, No Internetmug. The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
person 2: thats an internet year
by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021
Get the Internet Yearmug. Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.
by darcwizrd August 23, 2011
Get the internet calisthenicsmug. To illegally download software for the purposes of testing personal interest, then buying the same software to support the developer
by SublimeJustice May 29, 2016
Get the Internet privateermug. 1. Basically, in short terms, when a pun/joke is so bad/good, that people feel the need to give the sender an internet.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
2. When something is so incredible that you beat the ultimate game, the internet, the reward being the respect/hate of several strangers that you don't know, and of course, the internet.
3. Something someone might say if they see something stupid, amazing, Etc. Mostly in amazement.
by ISHABOIIIIIII420 August 15, 2014
Get the Won an Internetmug. An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.
by awsomocop February 10, 2017
Get the Internet uterusmug. n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
Get the Internet Englishmug.