An affliction where a person has an inability to finish any task, because of constant fantasies of anal sex with Hispanic women.
"Jenkins you change that tire yet?" "No boss, I was lost in an Arizona Pipe Dream, the one where I paint the head of my Johnson like Yahweh and bend Consuela over a saw horse and deliver the holy spirit."
by Eldo 76 December 15, 2009
*In bed*
Mike: "AHHHHHHHH"
Rebecca: "Honey, whats wrong!?"
Mike: *Panting* "I... I had another d-...delucid dream..."
Mike: "AHHHHHHHH"
Rebecca: "Honey, whats wrong!?"
Mike: *Panting* "I... I had another d-...delucid dream..."
by Khane and Abel October 24, 2012
An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.
by Kaname May 01, 2010
Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
by Michael February 13, 2005
okay, in your dream, you're in a field. then outta nowhere, a guy named tyler screams " it's my dream bitch!" at you. then you wake up totally confused and in a crack like daze. then to make yourself feel better, you listen to 20 straight hours of Ramones and the Cure.
person 1:"omg, i had the dream again."
person 2:"the really weird dream?"
person 1:"yeah, the on with the screaming guy!"
person 2:"what was he screaming?"
person 1:"it's my dream bitch!"
person 2:"the really weird dream?"
person 1:"yeah, the on with the screaming guy!"
person 2:"what was he screaming?"
person 1:"it's my dream bitch!"
by Creepy Carrie April 25, 2009
Person A: It's getting late.. I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Person B: Yeah.. Sweetnight and Good Dreams!
Person B: Yeah.. Sweetnight and Good Dreams!
by Kris Thunder May 15, 2006
A first-class, lifelong loser, especially a loser toward which one might feel some sympathy, but to whom failure clings inescapably and is best avoided, lest they drag you down with them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
Phrase was inspired by the kid in elementary we all knew, who was nice, but none of us wanted to be around because s/he had a faint smell of urine to them.
B: Who was that guy you were talking to?
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
J: Guy I used to go to high school with. Haven't seen him in a while.
B: Cool, invite him to the Halloween party.
J: Naah, he's a nice guy, but he smells like piss and broken dreams.
B: Damn, you're nice.
J: No, trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
by Ghel April 19, 2008