by Xekzie August 21, 2019
Get the David effectmug. one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality
person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes
by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021
Get the David Quaresmamug. The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.
Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.
by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011
Get the The David Lindbergmug. When you get banned on a dating website for no reason
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
Get the David Bondedmug. Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy
by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022
Get the JOSIAH DAVIDmug. by BH10GANG October 30, 2018
Get the david dividingmug. An intriguing fellow, the sorta guy you’d meet at a bar then have intense and very sensual homo sex with. A rather girthy and meaty individual with a crippling Coca Cola addiction and runs the very successful business “Diddy Docking Dipping” a fair warning, David can occasionally get angry and turn into his “Big Dave” form and start violently bumming any available asshole in the area. Also the kind Diddy has a tendency to fall asleep in Discord calls and has a habit of sticking his fingers up his “Diddy bum bumTM” and going up to people and asking if they’d like some chocolate ice cream.
David “Diddy” name/cock destroyer
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
Hello, is that the dipping department, my Diddy keeps pulling a tactical Sheung
David, wake up there are customers that need to be served
David…??? (Laughter erupts)
Damn I could do with some Diddy willy
You heard about Diddy Docking Dipping? The best docking experience of my life
No David, I don’t want any chocolate ice cream
David are you sleeping (in indian)
Hello and welcome back to another Jamol Tech Tips video, today we’re going to be showing you how to fall asleep in the Discord call like the DIDDAS
by Jamol tech tips December 28, 2022
Get the David “Diddy”mug.