Person 1 - "Dude, I want something good but doesn't take any effort in making it."
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?
Person 2 - "What about some premature cookies?
by bdc947856 January 12, 2009
The process in which a dog ejaculates onto the vagina of an elephant while eating a Snickerdoodle cookie
by NiggersInBackCrackersInFront April 27, 2020
A Terror Cookie is a teen, aged 14-17 who hangs out at the local mall food court. The wear shitty makeup, such as the "crying eyeliner," "the evil eyeliner spider web" and the ever classic "the crow's awesome makeup". They hang out in food courts because they like to "scare old ladies" and "annoy the preppies" but really, they are looking for attention. They are nothing more than attention whores, not unlike the little camwhores that litter this website. Terror Cookies wear clothes (usually hoodies) that feature such amazing artists as KoRn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Cradle Of Filth. They (the terror cookies) feel the need to be "different" by copying the styles of Dani Filth, Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson) and other famous rock stars. Terror Cookies are also "depressed" and "suicidal" because thats what they feel the goth lifestyle is all about. They are also uneducated but come from a middle class family in the suburbs, because, living in the suburbs is so evil and vile that it spawns Terror Cookies... its just that evil
by DeadMonkeys June 17, 2005
by Yeetyboii69 November 19, 2018
(adj) a person who is stuck with a 'white elephant'.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
A person who made a bad investment which cost alot of money. One stuck with a lemon. (noun) A lemon. A gadget usually electronic that has died prematurely or malfunctions.
He just bought a new house with recalled 'Chinese drywall' what a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
This year old computer is turning out to be a bum cookie.
by thaibu February 15, 2010
A popsicle stick wrapped in warm cookie dough that can be used as a dildo. This is done to moisturise the vagina and give you an orgasm.
by Jeff Mongoyer January 17, 2018
The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
by Schnozz January 08, 2013