Chips

When someone is suicidal they are entitled to chips. Kind of like a code name.

Faith: Hey can we get some chips
John: Why?
Faith: I am entitled to them
John: Oh right, let's go then, we'll talk about it on the way there

by Sherlock.Watson September 11, 2022

Dished my chips

To intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator.

Got too drunk at poker, so I dished my chips to my brother inlaw.

by Dirtypoker August 4, 2016

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

Chip-pan

The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).

The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.

by Heikey-duck December 1, 2016

Chip-impatience

The moment when you have your chip in hand waiting to dip, but the person who I already dipping is taking too long, and you eat your chip dipless.

Usually happens when someone breaks their chip in the dip and has to retrieve it with the remainder of the chip in hand. Due to chip-impatience you decide to devour the chip you currently have in your hand, with no dip, then resume your turn at the dip with a new chip ready to go when they are done.

by AKAWildcard July 29, 2013

Chipped

To punch (jab) someone. Usually in the face.

Kim: I fu*kin chipped the c*nt.
Friend: You chipped him?
Kim: Yeah, talk sh*t, get hit.
Friend: Just as well you only chipped him then, ay.
Kim: Yeah, his lucky day.

by MilkDardZz February 15, 2024

Chip

My crush 🥰🥰🥰 jkjkjk, he's a guy in California who I honestly, thinking about it, don't know much about. I just know he lives somewhere in California and he has a dog also that his initials are pp. He's a very rude guy who dry texts and he also leaves u on read all the time. Also I don't think I should trust him because my parent taught me to not trust strangers off the internet. As far as I know he might be an old man. Hopefully in real life tho he's a very nice old man.

Chip wants to rule the TRISTATE AREA

by rocio_mmendez2024 October 26, 2020