club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 October 29, 2010
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
by itstheimplication May 17, 2015
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maine card

like a man card but only for people from maine that act like a true mainer.
jake - hey can I borrow your camouflage jacket to go hunting?
zack - who owns a camoflage jacket?
jake - give me your maine card.
by snow goblin January 21, 2012
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A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud
Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot
by Miss fenty ma November 02, 2022
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