california fun

The act of fitting both testicals in a vagina or anus.

" Hey baby, come back here. Lets have some california fun.

by IG: wyliesk8 July 7, 2016

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 18, 2024

California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 3, 2021

California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness

That California Love song by Tupac is dope !!!

by Eminemstan17 April 12, 2021

California

Where dreams go to die

California is the land of opportunity MY ASS

by IBankGrenades February 1, 2022

california dip

The act of orally pleasuring a man whilst he is performing a push up! Generally performed after a woman can no longer stand to be on her knees!

My knees hurt Babe can we try a California Dip?

by kriskiki92 September 29, 2017

California Celibate

When a bisexual woman stops pursuing men. It's like California sober, but instead of weed, it's gay sex.

"Technically she's bi, but she's not interested in you, dude. She's California Celibate."
"The hookup was so bad, I decided to be California sober for a while. No more straight sex."

by Meatball the Clown July 17, 2024