club card flowers

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"
by qac_3 October 29, 2010
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
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Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.
by dtill April 12, 2023
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piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.
Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.
by itstheimplication May 17, 2015
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Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.
"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."
by jambonsec April 21, 2015
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Red Card

A union membership card typically associated with radical socialist, anarchist, and other left-wing labor organizations, particularly with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW).
Bands of police boarded the train, searched the passengers, and if they found red cards in their wallets, arrested them.
by firesofindustry October 28, 2020
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