i’m on canada

she’s on her period bro.

“I’m on canada”. -girl

“okay i’ll give you a unlimited supply of food!”

by koymal June 3, 2022

Canada's History

The original Canada's History was the title of the show put on for Idi Amin's Grandfather's State visit to Canada, featuring The Aristocrats, Our Gang, Fatty Arbuckle, and a moose.

!@#$^% Canada's History *&%#@$#$%!!??!!!

by cl8^P February 8, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.

"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."

by hesusismighty February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

Soda that you might drink if there’s no Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

“I’m drinking Canada Dry right now”

by type aaaa February 20, 2022

Canada's History

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

West Canada valley

West Canada valley is a school that doesn’t care about their cheer team

West Canada valley hates cheer

by Lovers girl September 20, 2021

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man

dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face

by ratrick poony February 5, 2010