a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
Get the Car leap boyfriendmug. by ashleyxjaay September 29, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
Get the Almond Boyfriendmug. September 22 national boyfriend day
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
Get the National boyfriend daymug. I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...
Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.
Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriendmug. Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.
"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"
by ZKazz November 12, 2023
Get the Black-boyfriendmug. A terrible webtoon that was made by a shitty person. The person, also known as Refrainbow or Refrainhoe, made nsfw of a minor member from BTS, said racial slurs, and said some unhinged shit.
Refrainbow’s relatives: So, what do you do for work?
Refrainbow: I work on a webcomic called boyfriends and have a patreon where I post spicy content of my horrific characters and don’t even put a jump scare warning
Relative 1: Wtf why are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
Refrainbow: I work on a webcomic called boyfriends and have a patreon where I post spicy content of my horrific characters and don’t even put a jump scare warning
Relative 1: Wtf why are we blood related
Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023
Get the Boyfriendsmug.