The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025

The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Perdition; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by ITappedYouThreeTimes February 11, 2025

Poverty breath

When a person hasn't eaten for a while and their breath smells like the inside of a long drop in a refugee camp

Holy shit did you smell the poverty breath on that guy.

by Lolichonchimali February 13, 2025

Milk Breath

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there

I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing

by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025