calm baked

Wjen you calm and baked
at the same time

"Bro im so calm and baked at the same time!"

"Thats what happens when you get high. Its called calm baked"
"Thats rightous man!"

by Baileys.high.rn December 18, 2015

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

Bake

A male who has neither quality or quantity in the rear region of his body. Sometimes mistaken for a surfboard when observed from behind. Common names for a bake include Anthony, Patrick and Cory.

"Oh no! My ballon has deflated, now that its no longer firm it looks like bake"

by BigZ13 August 10, 2016

Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans

"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"

by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018

Bake

Noun: Synonym for 'name' amongst the middle-classes

'Her name is Mildred'

'I say, that's a rotten old bake'

by Medicmadness March 21, 2021

Clam Bake

The female version of a circle jerk, i.e. A group of women masturbating together

Those girls are getting together for a clam bake!

by The love dickter October 10, 2021