Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. A Reach Around normally administered behind a dumpster at Wendy's in exchange for $20 or 100 BBBYQ shares. High pitched Yiddish singing/chanting by an experienced goy is what gives this Reach Around its uniqueness. It's not gay it's 2024 and Megan Fox every time.
FakePulte/Max_Tendies/Fake U-Copy is waiting behind Wendy's to give Plur, Turkish and fghtffyrdmns a Romanian Reach Around
by Nozzylicious Noz January 9, 2024
Get the Romanian Reach Aroundmug. A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
by llihp notwen August 31, 2019
Get the Slobbing Around Shirtmug. A verb which is used to describe a person talking about something in two different manners:
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again
1. off-topic
2. insulting people while not being rude
Usage:
to martinus around
He is maetinusing around again
Person A: hey, lets go skiing!
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...
Person M: No, thank you, i do not like that sport which was exclusivly made for weak people.
Btw, did you know? During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
Person A: Oh no. Stop to martinus around again...
by Athaelstanfan101 August 9, 2017
Get the martinus aroundmug. by Ryemaster Bob January 8, 2019
Get the Smo’ Aroundmug. A somewhat light buzz, usually from alcohol, that one would keep for an extended period of time while just kickin' around ones home or during recreational activity. The term does not refer to getting totally wasted, but may very well lead to it.
Let me get home and get a kickin' around buzz going, then I'll give you a call.
Q: Whats that 12 pack for?
A: Just my kickin' around buzz today.
Q: Whats that 12 pack for?
A: Just my kickin' around buzz today.
by RallyBasher July 1, 2012
Get the Kickin' Around Buzzmug. A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.
by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022
Get the Rudolf the brown-nosed reach aroundmug.