David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021
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by Savdaddyblue September 24, 2018
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by SoundsAboutRight September 15, 2016
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Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.
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by PGI November 23, 2013
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