Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 April 4, 2011

Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him

Give me a book so I can book job that mono

by Slashest April 9, 2022

John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

Sneak job

A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting

Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.

by Bigd2386 January 23, 2018

Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.

"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"

by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016

powder job

the act of covering one's balls in baby powder and slapping someone else across the face, much like the make-up artists for older movies and in cartoons

Jimmy awoke with a start when Bob yelled "MAKE-UP" and proceeded to give him a powder job

by dabandit6887 July 23, 2010