put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

POT-sticker

When you create an acronym that is only Purposeful One Time and then never used again.

Why did you create this useless POT-sticker in your opening paragraph? You literally never brought it up again. Just spell out what you're saying, and move on.

by BlessedLobster March 26, 2024

Pot horse

Pot horse - someone who looks like they smoke a lot of pot

Man you got long hair crossed legs and a big ol cock you must be a pot horse

by Dargle Bilgroy May 1, 2024